Pluck 'Em Dexterity Puzzle

OK the basics are this puzzle weighs about a third of an SPH and although the lady's hair is made of plastic it is the closest to hamster furriness of any of the puzzles I am listing today.  Obviously this puzzle needs describing delicately so I shall replace any potentially difficult words, with the word "hamster"

This plastic reproduction of an English lady is unusual in that she is semi-naked with her hamsters out for all to see.  The goal of the puzzle is to remove the restraining bra so that her hamsters are free to move and then lie her on her back.  Her hamsters are round, smooth and shiny like a hamster's nose.  Having laid the lady on her back the goal is to gently pluck her hamsters from, her body. This is no easy feat because her hamsters are firm, like a standard hamsters eyeball, and not easy to remove.  Unfortunately, it appears that a prior owner has cracked/broken the puzzle, perhaps, through over vigorous manipulation of her hamsters, though when she is laid flat on her back with her erect hamsters pointing upwards none of the puzzling excitement is lost.

Pheww, got through that listing without making any boobs or making a tit of myself.  Oh h*?sters!

The standardised puzzle Hamster is not included in this auction but is included for scale. A standardised hamster has a length of 160mm, height of 76mm, and weight of 64g.  

I am selling these puzzles to raise funds for IPP. All proceeds will be re-invested in puzzles and alcohol at IPP. I am starting everything at $5 irrespective of market value, so please bid generously.  

EDIT * In view of damage to this puzzle and, at the time of writing, this is the only item I have with no bids I've reduced starting bid to 2 cents. That 's only one cent per "hamster". If it's not the damage but the puzzle subject matter that is putting bidders off please rest assured I shall wrap the puzzle carefully in brown paper and describe it innocuously on any customs docs as "hard sex puzzle toy" to make it clear the package just contains a difficult puzzle.

Postage will be at cost from the UK, if paying by paypal please add 4% to cover transaction fees.

I'll happily deliver this puzzle by hand to the winning bidder at either the next MPP or IPP if that works for you.